When my dad hears I’m on my period, he locks himself in his study and texts me that he will get me ANYTHING I WANT, and to just ask.
He got me a laptop the first time I got my period. As the blood trickles from my uterus, as does the power trickle through my veins.
Oh my god.
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail