ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

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foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for

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punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

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dudewrath-the-exalted:


I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

dudewrath-the-exalted:

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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